Hipster Robs a Bank

Friday afternoon a man walked into Albina Bank in NE Portland and was described as “a male white or Asian in his early 30s, 5’7″ tall, thin build, dark hair, black cap, tan pants, glasses, carrying a black bag”. Eye witness described this man as a “hipster” according to Portland Police Sgt. Pete Simpson. “It’s definitely open to interpretation.”

Good luck finding a guy who looks like 80% of Portland. Is the hipster look the new bank robber mask?? and is the word it now a category for eye witness profiling?? NICE!!