1. Are you offended by this website?

2. Are you a dj, in a band or an artist?

3. Do like talking about yourself?

4. Do you carry a pinned flared shoulder strap messenger bag (with a seat belt clip), a fanny pack, tight ass black or blue jeans, some retro band t-shirt and white rimmed sunglasses?

5. Did you get your haircut at Bishops, have a mullet, mo-hawk or rat tail?

6. Do you often say “You don’t know who (insert a band with 5 fans here) is?”?

7. Do you own dusty records released by indie labels such as Hush, Audio Dregs, Holocene Music, Lucky Madison, Tender Loving Empire, or Fluff and Gravy?

8. Do you own black Converse shoes, v-neck shirts, tight white jeans or a red and black plaid flannel?

9. Do you talk shit about your friends’ band when they are on stage?

10. Do you wake up usually hungover and make an espresso in your moldy machine?

11. Do have a bike with no gears which you ride 1/2 a mile because fixy bikes sucks?

12. Do you  have a PBR in your hand right now?

13. Is the black die in your Mick Jagger haircut showing blonde roots?

14. Do you have an array of unread dusty books neatly placed on your homemade shelf and pretend to be intellectual about literature…well…because reading is cooler than video games?

15. Do you spend more time on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook than masturbating?

16. Are you thinking, right now, that you actually might be a HIPSTER?