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Hipster Rants. Just because sometimes you need to let it out

Portland hipsters have to work 2 full-time jobs to pay the rent

portlandhipsterNovember 14, 2015

Portland used to be the land of the starving artist, hence the name "Poor"-t-land. If you lived in Portland 10 years ago, you will remember when both your part-... Read More...

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Hipster take selfies at a crime scene

portlandhipsterJune 1, 2015

Hipsters caught taking selfies just after a traumatic crime scene where people were shot and hospitalized. Attention 16 year-old gunman who aimlessly opened ... Read More...

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Lumberjack Hipsters

portlandhipsterApril 29, 2014

"There’s a whole generation running around looking like lumberjacks, and most of you can’t change a fucking tire." - some unsatisfied woman Wait i thought l... Read More...

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Another reason to legalize gay marriage

portlandhipsterMarch 30, 2013

Therefore, you should support Gay Marriage. Yep, I just blew your mind didn't I. Thanks... Read More...

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PBR is Piss in a can

portlandhipsterJuly 7, 2011

As a mature adult, I personally cannot drink Pabst Blue Ribbon anymore because it tastes like piss. When I see that the majority of people swigging back that po... Read More...

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