Voodo Donuts is expanding to Denver. The new location is between a lesbian bar and medical marijuana dispensary. How fitting. Now stoner lesbians can get fatter with funny donuts.
1. "They're actually not that good live."
2. "I was into them like, two years ago."
3. "I like the [insert unknown producer here] remix better."
4. "Have you heard their side project?"
5. "Their single is the worst song on the album."
6. "This is the most important album of the decade."
7. "My friend used to date the lead singer."
8. "I only like their early stuff."
9. "The radio ruined that song."
10. "I grew up with them."
I love the one where he played 2 Door Cinema Club on his community radio station. I bet you thought pod-casting your iPod from your bedroom is community radio you poser douche. Nice job Jimmy
Some of the names where:
Dr. Schlomo and the GI Clinic
Shorty Jizzle and Plumbercrux
Obesity Epedemic
2 Door Cinema Club
Get the F*** out of my Pool
Chealsea Clintons
Regis and the Fillman
THE KINGS OF SUMMER is having a screening in Portland at the Regal Pioneer Place next Tuesday, April 30 at 7:00pm. They are giveaway 20 individual tickets.