Portland Hipster

Jun 27, 2014

What hipsters are calling their babies

3:54 PM Portland Hipster No comments

Hipsters are trying to stay ahead of the norm by coming up with original ideas like BABY NAMES. Some of these names are just sad. Pandora?? How about name your baby Spotify and call it good. Then you think of Zane?? Who in their right mind would ever name their child Zane. Heh Heh.

See link here:

http://elitedaily.com/humor/list-hipster-baby-names-bad-imagined/646245/

AN OPEN LETTER TO BEARDED HIPSTERS

12:01 PM Portland Hipster No comments

Now this is my kind of woman.

"There’s a whole generation running around looking like lumberjacks, and most of you can’t change a fucking tire."

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Laura Gibson breaks Oregon Health Care website?

11:54 AM Portland Hipster No comments

Oregonians spend 248 million tax dollars on a non-functioning website https://www.coveroregon.com/

and a Laura Gibson video that supposedly cost 3 million dollars. Looks like i need to learn Ukulele.

Hipster Bandit Finally Caught

3:55 PM Portland Hipster No comments

The American Apparel Bandit is finally caught. I think you need a mask instead of a Fedora buddy.

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22 Most Hipster Foods in your city

10:47 AM Portland Hipster No comments

Hipsters love to stick to the basic four food groups. Pabst, donuts, coffee and Whole Foods vegetables that go bad in 2 days. Some hipsters eat healthy but most are more concerned about looking cool rather than health and lets face it Pabst - made from Rainier swill, & Donuts - made from the sugar in my ass, are not the healthiest of choices.

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Zombie hipsters can't dance to Out Cast

5:28 PM Portland Hipster No comments

Coachella is the new zombie hipster festival. The expensive 3 day festival is filled with dip shit, adolescent hipsters, who don't know what live shows are really about. "Haven't you like totally heard of this new trend?..like I hear it's like called DANCING!!" Get off your instagram, flickr, facebook and look at what's right in front of you - a legendary Hip-Hop group, Out Cast. I have been to an abundance of rad dance shows where the performers are pissed because I am the only one dancing. Give me burning man, or a Phish concert - at least people are alive at these shows.

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Beard Transplants for pathetic men...whoops I mean boys

4:05 PM Portland Hipster No comments

Portland boys, along with Brooklyn, Nashville, Austin hipster boys (noticed how I say boys) have stooped to the ultimate low. These fake tardholes take hair from their pubes, heads, butthairs and eyebrows then transplant it to their face to make a fake beard. Fake breast are covered up by clothes at least. This is a whole new level of fake fake fake. If you must fit in to the hipster scene then you must fit in your hair to your face, apparently. Beg that I don't EVER see one of you walking down the street because you will get a "hairful" from me!!

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