22 Most Hipster Foods in your city

Hipsters love to stick to the basic four food groups. Pabst, donuts, coffee and Whole Foods vegetables that go bad in 2 days. Some hipsters eat healthy but most are more concerned about looking cool rather than health and lets face it Pabst - made from Rainier swill, & Donuts - made from the sugar in my ass, are not the healthiest of choices.

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Zombie hipsters can't dance to Out Cast

Coachella is the new zombie hipster festival. The expensive 3 day festival is filled with dip shit, adolescent hipsters, who don't know what live shows are really about. "Haven't you like totally heard of this new trend?..like I hear it's like called DANCING!!" Get off your instagram, flickr, facebook and look at what's right in front of you - a legendary Hip-Hop group, Out Cast. I have been to an abundance of rad dance shows where the performers are pissed because I am the only one dancing. Give me burning man, or a Phish concert - at least people are alive at these shows.

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Beard Transplants for pathetic men...whoops I mean boys

Portland boys, along with Brooklyn, Nashville, Austin hipster boys (noticed how I say boys) have stooped to the ultimate low. These fake tardholes take hair from their pubes, heads, butthairs and eyebrows then transplant it to their face to make a fake beard. Fake breast are covered up by clothes at least. This is a whole new level of fake fake fake. If you must fit in to the hipster scene then you must fit in your hair to your face, apparently. Beg that I don't EVER see one of you walking down the street because you will get a "hairful" from me!!

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American Hipster

Well done sirs. Well done indeed

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http://elitedaily.com/humor/hipsters-ruin-everything-this-denim-ad-parodies-the-best-scene-from-american-psycho-video/

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New Styles of Hipster are upon us.

In case you were wondering which one you are.

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http://www.bitrebels.com/geek/your-scene-sucks-know-your-stereotype-styles-35-images/

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Urban Lumberhack style. Kill me now

1. Tight, starchy, uncomfortable pants - Allows zero mobility

2. Silly hipster hat - Protects head against nothing

3. Toy axe with dull blade - Just in case you want others to know you have never lifted an axe your entire life

6. Boots with too many damn laces - Good for stepping in shit

7. Itchy ass shirt - Because it matches that fucking hat

p.s. we still love you Matt

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Hipster Animals

We all love hipster kitties and scenester dogs.

 See blog here

http://lols.me/hipster-animals_868.html

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Eugene is #2 America's most Hipster City? WRONG!!

So Portland didn't make the cut in this one. But they chose Eugene instead. I think this article is confusing hipsters with hippies. Get your resources straight dipshit. I wonder if this was written by a Portland hipster. That would make more sense how they would blame the innocent hippies for hipster sub-cultures. Sorry but hippies were first. OR WERE THEY?? Discuss!!

Any way here is the article

http://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/americas-most-hipster-cities-epicenter-of-the-american-hipster-in-2013

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Bad Hipster Band Photos

Sunglasses always make you look cool bra. I bet half of them are cross-eyed and the other half still have sunglasses on underneath the sunglasses.

See more here (there are a shit load)
http://usedwigs.com/nolikey/

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21 Annoying Facebook Friends that we all have

So i guess Portland hipster would be #12 - THE CONDESCENDING FRIEND

See article here

http://www.generalforum.com/general-discussion/21-really-annoying-facebook-friends-we-all-have-106532.html

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