Nov 24, 2014

Mathematics in Hipster Life


This breaks it down the way a mathematician would try to makes sense of it all.


Nov 18, 2014

10 Bearded hipsters asses I could kick


Apparently this is what girls like in men. Really? Suspenders, skinny jeans, tattoos and pussies? Put me in a cage with these modern day hunks and I'll show you how far I can throw these hard throbs - hopefully into 5 foot wall spikes - Jesse Ventura Running Man style.

However #3 does have some sweet swag

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Oct 25, 2014

10 Oregon Haunted Places Scarier than Portland Hipsters


You thought portland hipsters were scary. Get a load of these historic places in Oregon that are said to be haunted. 

Oct 6, 2014

Slaptown bar shuts its doors forever


I have witnessed the death of many rad bars in Portland. Blackbird, Hungry Tiger, Satyricon, Matador, and now Slabtown are joining the relic list of rad punk rock bars/venues that are closing its doors to its hardcore patrons. Slabtown's last day is Nov. 1st. It's a sad day when your bars/venues close forever. Weep

Sep 18, 2014

Portland vs. Austin


"Portland vs. Austin: Which city is weirder? We all know that Portland is downright strange, odd, offbeat, and abnormal, but is it more so than its sister from the south, its southern brother from another mother? This infographic from the SpareFoot blog (based down in Austin) investigates, and--not to spoil anything--but it's unlikely that Portlanders will be disappointed with their conclusion. --via SpareFoot Portland Storage"

Aug 26, 2014

If Santa was a hipster...

If Santa was a hipster…

Santa is arguably a hipster already. He rocks a red vintage two-piece and an impressive white beard, but now that his image has been regurgitated and mass-produced across all forms of popular culture it may be time to step away from his mainstream look.

The designers at Christmas Connections have created an image of how Santa would look if he was a hipster.

Firstly, he needs to loose a few pounds. If Santa was a hipster he would probably be vegan so no more mince pies (unless they’re made with soy margarine). We all love a good beard, but in this case Santa needs a trip to the barber for a more sculpted handlebar moustache and goatee beard.

When it comes to clothes, his hat would be swapped for a beanie, which would cover his freshly coiffured undercut, and his two-piece would be replaced with V-neck t-shirt, tartan shirt and cut off skinny jeans, finished off with a pair of good sturdy Docs.

No hipster would be complete without the right accessories. Santa would upgrade his specs for some thick black rim glasses, and he would also have some body modifications such as ear stretchers and a couple of strategically placed tattoos.

Santa still has a job to do, delivering hand crafted presents from his handy manbag, but it’s thirsty work. In order to take the edge off, he samples the delights of some organic mulled wine.
If Santa was a hipster, he could keep this look all year round.


Jul 30, 2014

Show my junk skinny jeans


The best is the reaction from the girl. Guess your attempt to win females hearts are not working bra. Peacocking has a whole new meaning. Boy don't you know...you got a Camel Toe.

Hipster Hobby Generator


Check out the Hipster Hobby Generator - created by Dana Zemack. You know you want to. Do it. C'mon Do it. Do it.


Jun 27, 2014

What hipsters are calling their babies


Hipsters are trying to stay ahead of the norm by coming up with original ideas like BABY NAMES. Some of these names are just sad. Pandora?? How about name your baby Spotify and call it good. Then you think of Zane?? Who in their right mind would ever name their child Zane. Heh Heh.

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Apr 29, 2014

AN OPEN LETTER TO BEARDED HIPSTERS


Now this is my kind of woman. 
"There’s a whole generation running around looking like lumberjacks, and most of you can’t change a fucking tire."



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