Jul 20, 2015

Panic Room has a new name finally

Yes!! The once known bar/club Tonic Lounge changed its name to PANIC ROOM, which gives me anxiety just thinking about the name change. Now someone else has improved the name to better fit the name. Brilliant you lil deviants. I would have 2 P's at the beginning and end of the word 'ROOM' to complete the masterpiece.

Jul 15, 2015

Hipster Glasses you can finally afford

Here are some hipster glasses that you can finally afford. Look no further then EyeglassDiscounter.com. They offer many styles of hipster glasses that are very affordable. They sell just frames, if your looking to go with out lenses or they can fill and prescription. All you need to do is to choose the frames and send them your prescriptions numbers. EyeglassDiscounter offers everything from contacts, to discount eye wear, to designer sunglasses. Check out their online store for all your eyewear needs. Here yah go..

Jun 25, 2015

Best Bars in Portland with Outdoor Seating

The Sunny weather is coming and you know its time to be sitting your drinking self outside on some patio furniture. Here is a list of the Willamette Weeks Top Bars in Portland with outdoor seating. You are welcome!!

Paymaster Lounge
1020 NW 17th Ave., 943-2780, paymasterlounge.com

Paymaster Lounge is the only eastside-style bar on the entire westside, an improvised little pinball-stackedddive with both a front and a rear patio. Slip through a catacomb of claustrophobic left and right turns, and you can reach one of Portland’s best patios, complete with outdoor pool table. Bring with you a light, sweet, angrily alcoholic, slushy piƱa colada ($6)—6 ounces of slush, seemingly 3 of rum—and blister yourself in the sun. Just don’t get the slushy Hurricane at the same price. It tastes like the punch at a college party.

Bar Bar
3939 N Mississippi Ave., 288-3895, mississippistudios.com

Bar Bar (pictured on the cover) hosts one of Portland’s mightiest patios—with a big ol’ fire pit, picnic tables perfect for burger eating and a window to order beer directly from the bar. It’s nice enough out there you’ll probably forget you were actually here to watch a show at Mississippi Studios.

White Owl Social Club
1305 SE 8th Ave., 236-9672, whiteowlsocialclub.com

A mullet of a bar, White Owl Social Club keeps the business in front and the parties out back on a huge-ass patio that is a sea of picnic tables leading up the steps to an always-occupied set of benches around a fire pit. Not to mention the bands and DJs that play out back on the weekends, from hip-hop nights to Red Fang ’banging. You can order tabletop Bunsen-burner s’mores, but keep your beard clear of the flames.

Radio Room
1101 NE Alberta St., 287-2346, radioroompdx.com

Radio Room’s real use is as a double-decker patio tiered like a club in Miami, with a fire pit downstairs and an upper-deck patio that has what—in low-clearance Alberta—actually counts as a view. At weekend brunch, the patio lets you get slightly blitzed on a vodka-spiked mimosa while laughing at the people below on the street, doing something depressingly wholesome.

600 E Burnside St., 236-4536.
Sometimes even during the winter, Rontoms can be eerily quiet inside while throngs huddle next to the fireplace out back. By summer, especially during the packed, free Sunday outdoor shows, the empty window seats are a smokescreen for a jam-packed patio that stretches out for seemingly an acre, with a backyard bar that’s taxed to the limit of its endurance and a pingpong table that sometimes inspires fights over who’s next.

Landmark Saloon
4847 SE Division St., 894-8132, landmarksaloon.com

Has anyone even stayed inside? The rangy backyard-turned-patio has its own food cart—Leroy’s stellar barbecue, open pretty much when it wants to be, and an eternal coterie of Southeast homesteaders who bring kids and dogs for an ongoing hootenanny that spans all even passable weather, with beds of cornhole and horseshoes that seemingly never end and occasional outdoor shows. It’s front-porch living gone communal. There should be more hambone.

Jun 1, 2015

Hipster take selfies at a crime scene

Hipsters caught taking selfies just after a traumatic crime scene where people were shot and hospitalized.

Listen up lil 16 year-old gunman, do us all a favor and next time you shoot aimlessly into a crowd, please try to control your aim and look for these types of people to shoot at next time.

Apr 15, 2015

Creative things to do with your shaved beard

I give this man props for creative ways to make me smile. Good job buddy.

See all images here

Apr 13, 2015

Madonna barfing into Drakes Mouth Coachella 2015

We all love it when celebrities do nasty stuff, but this beyond. SOOOO GROOOOSSS

Feb 9, 2015

SWAAAAG from the past

DAAAYUM!! People in the past had some serious unique SWAG in the past.!! Whatever happened?

Jan 21, 2015

The Bedroom Philosopher - Northcote (So Hungover)

Hilarious Music video from Australian Musician The Bedroom Philosopher

Jan 19, 2015

Hipsters Vs. Real Men

Happy MLK Day
(Men Looking Kool) Day

Jan 16, 2015

Top 10 Hipster Albums of 2014

Here is my annual top 10 albums of 2014. You will need Spotify to hear all. Oh wait you don't have Spotify? Don't you know about Spotify? Pshhhh...

01. Hail Mary Mallon - Bestiary
02. Bear In Heaven - Time is Over One Day Old
03. Temples - Sun Structures
04. Gramatik - Beatz & Pieces, Vol. 1
05. Rob Sonic - Alice in Thunderdome
06. Flying Lotus - You're Dead
07. Run the Jewels - Run the Jewels 2
08. Iska Dhaaf - Even the Sun will burn
09. Caribou - Our Love
10. Vince Staples - Hell Can Wait


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