Sep 18, 2014
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Aug 26, 2014
11:02 AM Portland Hipster No comments
Santa is arguably a hipster already. He rocks a red vintage two-piece and an impressive white beard, but now that his image has been regurgitated and mass-produced across all forms of popular culture it may be time to step away from his mainstream look.
The designers at Christmas Connections have created an image of how Santa would look if he was a hipster.
Firstly, he needs to loose a few pounds. If Santa was a hipster he would probably be vegan so no more mince pies (unless they’re made with soy margarine). We all love a good beard, but in this case Santa needs a trip to the barber for a more sculpted handlebar moustache and goatee beard.
When it comes to clothes, his hat would be swapped for a beanie, which would cover his freshly coiffured undercut, and his two-piece would be replaced with V-neck t-shirt, tartan shirt and cut off skinny jeans, finished off with a pair of good sturdy Docs.
No hipster would be complete without the right accessories. Santa would upgrade his specs for some thick black rim glasses, and he would also have some body modifications such as ear stretchers and a couple of strategically placed tattoos.
Santa still has a job to do, delivering hand crafted presents from his handy manbag, but it’s thirsty work. In order to take the edge off, he samples the delights of some organic mulled wine.
If Santa was a hipster, he could keep this look all year round.
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Jun 27, 2014
3:54 PM Portland Hipster No comments
Hipsters are trying to stay ahead of the norm by coming up with original ideas like BABY NAMES. Some of these names are just sad. Pandora?? How about name your baby Spotify and call it good. Then you think of Zane?? Who in their right mind would ever name their child Zane. Heh Heh.
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Apr 16, 2014
10:47 AM Portland Hipster No comments
Hipsters love to stick to the basic four food groups. Pabst, donuts, coffee and Whole Foods vegetables that go bad in 2 days. Some hipsters eat healthy but most are more concerned about looking cool rather than health and lets face it Pabst - made from Rainier swill, & Donuts - made from the sugar in my ass, are not the healthiest of choices.
Apr 12, 2014
5:28 PM Portland Hipster No comments
Coachella is the new zombie hipster festival. The expensive 3 day festival is filled with dip shit, adolescent hipsters, who don't know what live shows are really about. "Haven't you like totally heard of this new trend?..like I hear it's like called DANCING!!" Get off your instagram, flickr, facebook and look at what's right in front of you - a legendary Hip-Hop group, Out Cast. I have been to an abundance of rad dance shows where the performers are pissed because I am the only one dancing. Give me burning man, or a Phish concert - at least people are alive at these shows.