Portland Hipster

Jan 19, 2014

American Hipster

12:33 PM Portland Hipster No comments

Well done sirs. Well done indeed

See article here
http://elitedaily.com/humor/hipsters-ruin-everything-this-denim-ad-parodies-the-best-scene-from-american-psycho-video/

New Styles of Hipster are upon us.

4:43 PM Portland Hipster No comments

In case you were wondering which one you are.

See article here

http://www.bitrebels.com/geek/your-scene-sucks-know-your-stereotype-styles-35-images/

Urban Lumberhack style. Kill me now

2:02 PM Portland Hipster No comments

1. Tight, starchy, uncomfortable pants - Allows zero mobility

2. Silly hipster hat - Protects head against nothing

3. Toy axe with dull blade - Just in case you want others to know you have never lifted an axe your entire life

6. Boots with too many damn laces - Good for stepping in shit

7. Itchy ass shirt - Because it matches that fucking hat

p.s. we still love you Matt

Hipster Animals

12:25 PM Portland Hipster No comments

We all love hipster kitties and scenester dogs.

See blog here

http://lols.me/hipster-animals_868.html

Eugene is #2 America's most Hipster City? WRONG!!

1:18 PM Portland Hipster No comments

So Portland didn't make the cut in this one. But they chose Eugene instead. I think this article is confusing hipsters with hippies. Get your resources straight dipshit. I wonder if this was written by a Portland hipster. That would make more sense how they would blame the innocent hippies for hipster sub-cultures. Sorry but hippies were first. OR WERE THEY?? Discuss!!

Any way here is the article

http://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/americas-most-hipster-cities-epicenter-of-the-american-hipster-in-2013

Bad Hipster Band Photos

2:56 PM Portland Hipster No comments

Sunglasses always make you look cool bra. I bet half of them are cross-eyed and the other half still have sunglasses on underneath the sunglasses.

See more here (there are a shit load)
http://usedwigs.com/nolikey/