Hispter Traps. We need more of these to do our experiments

Gawker did a great lil bit here. It’s for New York Hipsters but i believe it will work for Portland Hipsters as well. Mabey if we added some self pity and a mustache it would make more sense. Also Portland Hipster Traps would be made out of real recycled local metal that was razor sharp and would bleed the suspect. Yes, Portland is more hardcore than New York. Buyahhh!!!