Hipster Santa knows if you’re buying organic

He’s making a list
He’s checking it twice
Gonna find out who’s a hipster or nice
Santa Claus is coming to Portland

He sees who you’re sleeping with
He knows when you’re all baked
He knows when you’ve been a sh#% or not
So buy organic for goodness sake

Ohhhhh…that’s right, hipster kids: Hipster Santa is coming to town. Pioneer Place’s man-bun sporting, cardigan-wearing take on Saint Nick is back. This year, he’s at the mall Thursdays from noon until 8 p.m.

On Dec. 22, his hours extend to 9 p.m.