1. “They’re actually not that good live.”
2. “I was into them like, two years ago.”
3. “I like the [insert unknown producer here] remix better.”
4. “Have you heard their side project?”
5. “Their single is the worst song on the album.”
6. “This is the most important album of the decade.”
7. “My friend used to date the lead singer.”
8. “I only like their early stuff.”
9. “The radio ruined that song.”
10. “I grew up with them.”

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