I. HIPSTERHipster is a broad term for a "hip" person with non-individuality and who needs to be seen at music shows, art gallerys, restaurants and anything that is urban and hip.
A. SCENESTERS - Indie fashionable sophisticates who show up to a venue only to be seen in a scene.
- FASHION:Seaplane dress, tight red striped shirt, black rim glasses, some dumb fucking hat, skinny designer jeans, belt shoes
MUSIC: The Blow, Plants, Panther, Shaky Hands, Yacht, E*Rock, Copy
HANGOUTS: Holocene, Dig A Pony, Sweet Hereafter, Aalto
RESTAURANTS: Some Vegan only bullshit
BOOK: Breakfast of Champions, Our band could be your life
QUOTE: "Don't You Know"
TV SHOW: Sex in the City, The Wire, Dexter
DRINK: Mohito, Wine
B. BARISTA/FOLKSTERS - Coffee/Laptop nerds that live at Stumptown ALL FUCKIN DAY
Beard, un-kept hair, button down western shirt, non-blue blue jeans that
are tattered, old maid dresses and no brazier, cowboy boots or loafers...sometimes
a pair of tattered converse
MUSIC: Horse Feathers, Nick Jaina, Laura Gibson, Shaky Hands
RESTAURANTS: Sweet Pea, Blossoming Lotus
QUOTE: Shhhh i am trying to look cool on my Macbook Air
TV SHOW: PBS, The Arts Channel
FOOD: Vegan Crap
DRINK: Triple shot expresso
C. BIKE MESSENGERS - Bikers with those fucking stupid and dangerous FIXED GEAR bikes that hate on auto drivers because they are jealous that they can't afford a car.
Lil' bike hat, tight turtleneck shirt, shoulder bag with flare, cut off
shorts , rolled up tight slacks, bike shoes that click when they try to "walk"
MUSIC: Talkdemonic,Alan Singley, PJWA
HANGOUTS: Stumptown, Bar Bar and Stumptown
RESTAURANTS: Miss Delta
BOOK: The one where Lee Armstrong should of died
QUOTE: "learn how to drive your car because i cant stop in time with my stupid fixy"
TV SHOW: ipod and me
FOOD: Veggie Burgers and energy bar
DRINK: Triple Shot Expresso
D. MODSTERS - The most annoying fucks with cocky attitudes, pathetic low self-esteem and no clue about anything but shopping for clothes and cocaine.
Died black or bleach fakeass blonde hair, huge sunglasses, White hat, Jean
Jacket or a smelly dead animal fur coat, extremely tight leather or plaid pants
to show off their small junk, unnecessary white or black tie, black shiny pointy
MUSIC: Nice Boys, Clorox Girls, Dandy Warhols
HANGOUTS: Tube, Dunes, Red Light, Clackamas Mall, Kellys Olympian
RESTAURANTS: Montage, Denny's, Mcdonalds
BOOK: None because they can't read
QUOTE: What does this reverb pedal do????
TV SHOW: American Idol, Desperate Housewives
FOOD: Cocaine, Vicodin
DRINK: Cocaine, Pabst, Cocaine
E. ROCKERS - Genuine fuckers who actually know how to pluck a guitar and are sometimes nice. Usually consumes Papst and smells like a sweatshop.
Beards and more beards, long hair, ripped blue jeans Shit Kickers, t-shirt
with other bands or wolves
MUSIC: LKN, Red Fang, Quasi
HANGOUTS: Matador, Kellys Olympian, Tube, Shanghai Tunnel
RESTAURANTS: Miss Delta Cafe, Russel St BBQ
BOOK: Please Kill Me, The Dirt-Motley Crue
QUOTE: Pass the Pabst bro
TV SHOW: Walking Dead, Lost
FOOD: Grease, Ribs, Pizza, Burgers
DRINK: Bourbon, Pabst, Puke
F. HIP-HOPSTERS - Underground hip-hop dwellers waiting for the next chill ass beat to drop. Usually bright white skinned.
Crooked Trucker Hat, Old school Nike high tops, Baggy pants, Dark Rimmed
Glasses, Baseball shirts
MUSIC: DJ Tan't, Brokaw, Sleepyhead, A.E.D, Omega Watts, Life Savas
HANGOUTS: Holocene, Nightlight, Tiger Bar, Roseland
RESTAURANTS: Miss Delta
BOOK: Turntable Lab 101
QUOTE: yeah dawg that track was tight homey
TV SHOW: 24, Lost, Battle Star Galactica
FOOD: Burger and fries, fried chicken
DRINK: Gin and Tonic, Miller High Life
G. GOTHS - Tattoed black haired disgruntles that wear eyeliner and makeup to cover up their acne and pock marks.
Black Hair, Black Eyeliner, Black Tattoos, Black lipstick, Black Shirt, Black
Pants, Black shoes, Lots of Chains
MUSIC: Stabbing Westward, Cure, NIN, Marylin Manson
HANGOUTS: Lovecraft and thats about it
RESTAURANTS: Hubers, Red Robin
BOOK: Interview with the Vampire, Death: The High Cost of Living
QUOTE: It cant rain all the time
TV SHOW: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Walking Dead, True Blood
FOOD: Spaghetti and blood
DRINK: Meth, Yagger and redbull
G. NORMSTER - Actual musicians and artists without the fashion getup but sometimes gets called a hipster because hipsters call each other hipsters.
Quiet Countries, ((( In Mono ))), Paper Uppercuts
HANGOUTS: Beulahland, The Red Flag, The Standard, Nightlight
RESTAURANTS: Holmans, Ole Ole
BOOK: Blade Runner, Breakfast of Champions
QUOTE: What the hell is that fucker wearing??
TV SHOW: Seinfield, Family Guy, Battlestar Gallactica
FOOD: BarbeQ Ribs, Mac n' Cheese
DRINK: Whiskey, Pilsner