HIPSTER BRANCH
I. HIPSTER - a broad term for a "hip" person with non-individuality and who needs to be seen.

A. SCENESTERS - Indy Fashionists, Sophisticates, that appreciate unconventional art forms.
    FASHION: Seaplane Dress, tight red shirt, Black rim Glasses, Fuckin dumb hat, Designer Jeans, Belt shoes
    MUSIC: The Blow, Plants, Panther, Shaky Hands, Yacht, E*Rock, Copy
    HANGOUTS: Holocene, Aalto Lounge, Ron Toms, Tiga Bar
    RESTAURANTS: Juniors, Tin Shed
    BOOK: Breakfast of Champions, Our band could be your life
    QUOTE: "Don't You know"
    TV SHOW: Sex in the City, The WIre, Dexter
    FOOD: Pho'
    DRINK: Mohito






B. BARISTA/FOLKSTERS - Coffee/Laptop Nerds that live at Stumptown ALL FUCKIN DAY
    FASHION: Beard, Unkept hair, button down western shirt, non-blue blue jeans that are tattered, Old Maid Dresses and no brazier, cowboy boots or loafers...sometimes s pair of tattered converse
    MUSIC: Horse Feathers, Lock lomond, Nick Jaina, Laura Gibson, Shaky Hands
    HANGOUTS: Stumptown and Fresh Pot
    RESTAURANTS: Some Vegan Bullshit Restaurant
    BOOK: Annie
    QUOTE: Shhhh i am trying to look cool on my Macintosh laptop
    TV SHOW: PBS, The Arts Channel
    FOOD: Vegan Crap
    DRINK: Triple shot Expresso





C. BIKE MESSENGERS - Stumptown hangers with Trendy One Fixed gear Bikes that hate any auto drivers because they are ineerly jealous they cant drive a stick.
    FASHION: Lil' bike hat, tight turtleneck shirt, shoulder bag with flare, cutofft/rolled up tight slacks, bike shoes that click when they try to "walk"
    MUSIC: Talkdemonic, Please Step Out of the Vehicle, Alan Singley
    HANGOUTS: Stumptown, Aalto Lounge, Stumptown and Stumptown
    RESTAURANTS: Delta Cafe, Vegonapolis
    BOOK: The one where Lee Armstrong should of died
    QUOTE: Fuck you jerk you're not supposed to drive your car on the main roads because my gear is fixed and i cant stop in time when you stop at a red light.
    TV SHOW: ipod and me
    FOOD: Veggie Burgers and energy bar
    DRINK: Triple Shot Expresso





D. MODSTERS - Stupid fucks with cocky attitudes and no clue about anything but shopping for clothes and cocaine
    FASHION: Died black or bleach fakeass blonde hair, huge sunglasses, White hat, Jean Jacket or a smelly dead animal fur coat, extremely tight leather or plaid pants to show off their small junk, unnecessary white or black tie, black shiny pointy boots
    MUSIC: Nice Boys, Clorox Girls, Dandy Warhols
    HANGOUTS: Tube, Dunes, Red Light, Clackamas Mall, Kellys Olympian
    RESTAURANTS: Montage, Denny's, Mcdonalds
    BOOK: None because they can't read
    QUOTE: What does this reverb pedal do????
    TV SHOW: American Idol, Desperate Housewives
    FOOD: Cocaine, Vicodin
    DRINK: Cocaine, Pabst, Cocaine






E. ROCKERS - Almost Modsters but actually know how to pluck a guitar
    FASHION: Beards and more beards, long hair, ripped blue jeans
    Shit Kickers
    MUSIC: The Planet The, Nice Nice, Quasi, LKN, Red Fang
    HANGOUTS: Matador, Berbatis Pan, Tube, Shanghai Tunnel
    RESTAURANTS: Miss Delta Cafe, Russel St BBQ
    BOOK: Please Kill Me, The Dirt-Motley Crue
    QUOTE: Pass the Pabst bro
    TV SHOW: Greys Anatomy, Days of our lives
    FOOD: Grease and Ribs
    DRINK: Bourbon Neat, Pabst, Tecate






F. HIP-HOPSTERS - Underground hip-hop dwellers waiting for the next chill ass beat to drop.
    FASHION: Crooked Trucker Hat, Old school Nike high tops, Baggy pants, Dark Rimmed Glasses,
    Baseball shirt    s
    MUSIC: DJ Tan't, Brokaw, Sleepyhead, A.E.D, Omega Watts, Life Savas
    HANGOUTS: Holocene, Nightlight, Tiger Bar, Roseland
    RESTAURANTS: Miss Delta
    BOOK: Turntable Lab 101
    QUOTE: yeah dawg that track was tight homey
    TV SHOW: 24, Lost, Battle Star Galactica
    FOOD: Burger and fries, fried chicken
    DRINK: Gin and Tonic, Miller High Life






G. GOTHS - Tattoed black haired disgruntles that wear eyeliner and makeup to cover up their acne and pock marks.

    FASHION: Black Hair, Black Eyeliner, Black Tattoos, Black lipstick, Black Shirt, Black Pants,
    Black shoes, Lots of Chains
    MUSIC: Stabbing Westward, Cure, NIN, Marylin Manson
    HANGOUTS: None in Portland
    RESTAURANTS: Hubers
    BOOK: Interview with the Vampire, Death: The High Cost of Living
    QUOTE: It cant rain all the time
    TV SHOW: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
    FOOD: Spaghetti
    DRINK: Meth, Yagger and redbull






G. NORMSTER - Actual musicians and artists without the fashion getup.

    MUSIC: Quiet Countries, ((( in mono ))), Wilding, Paper Uppercuts
    HANGOUTS: Beulahland, The Standard, Nightlight
     RESTAURANTS: Holmans, Ole Ole
    BOOK: Blade Runner, Breakfast of Champions
    QUOTE: What the hell is that fucker wearing??
    TV SHOW: Seinfield, Family Guy, Heroes
    FOOD: BarbeQ Ribs, Mac n' Cheese
    DRINK: Whiskey & Coke, Budweiser





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