THE HIPSTER BRANCH


I. HIPSTER - to broad of a term so lets break this stereotype down!

ii. SCENESTER - Indy Fashionists, Sophisticates, that appreciate unconventional art forms.

    LOOK: Seaplane Dress, tight red shirt, Black rim Glasses, Designer Jeans, Belt shoes
    MUSIC: The Blow, Plants, Panther, Shaky Hands, Yacht, E*Rock, Copy
    HANGOUTS: Holocene, Aalto Lounge, Seaplane, Town Lounge, Ron Tom
    RESTAURANTS: Juniors
    BOOK: Breakfast of Champions, Our band could be your life
    QUOTE: "Don't You know"
    TV SHOW: Sex in the City, Desperate Housewives
    FOOD: Pho'
    DRINK: Mohito

ii. BARISTA/FOLKSTERS - Coffee/Laptop geeks that live at Stumptown ALL FUCKIN DAY
    LOOK: Beard, Unkept hair, button down shirt, non-blue blue jeans
    MUSIC: Horse Feathers, Lock lomond, Nick Jaina, Laura Gibson, Shaky Hands
    HANGOUTS: Stumptown and Fresh Pot
    RESTAURANTS: Some Vegan Bullshit Restaurant
    BOOK: Annie
    QUOTE: Shhhh i am trying to look cool on my Macintosh laptop
    TV SHOW: PBS, The Arts Channel
    FOOD: Vegan Crap
    DRINK: Triple shot Expresso

ii. BIKE MESSANGERS - Stumptown hangers with Jenky Bikes that hate Auto drivers
    LOOK: Lil' bike hat, tight shirt w/ rolled up sleeves, shoulder bag, cutofft pants, converse
    MUSIC: Talkdemonic, Please Step Out of the Vehicle, Alan Singley,
    HANGOUTS: Stumptown, Aalto Lounge,
    RESTAURANTS: Delta Cafe, Vegonapolis
    BOOK: Divisky in the Russian house of Joyous membrames
    QUOTE: Oh man i had the worst hernia yesterday
    TV SHOW: ipod and me
    FOOD: Veggie Burgers and energy bar
    DRINK: Triple Shot Expresso

ii. ROCKERS - Almost Modsters but actually know how to pluck a guitar
    LOOK: Mick Jagger Haircut, Leather Jackets, Blue Jeans, No socks, Shit Kickers
    MUSIC: The Planet The, Nice Nice, Quasi, LKN, Last of the Juanitas
    HANGOUTS: Matador, Berbatis Pan, Tube, Shanghai Tunnel
    RESTAURANTS: Delta Cafe, Russel St BBQ
    BOOK: Please Kill Me, The Dirt-Motley Crue
    QUOTE: Pass the Pabst bro
    TV SHOW: Greys Anatomy
    FOOD: Grease and Ribs
    DRINK: Straight Bourbon, Pabst

ii. MODSTERS - Froofy fucks with attitude and no clue about anything but shopping for clothes

    LOOK: Died black hair even if they have black hair, Huge sunglasses, Jean Jacket/London Fog overcoat with smelly dead animal fur, Extremely tight pants to show off their small junk, Black shiny pointy boots
    MUSIC: Nice Boys, Clorox Girls, Dandy Warhols
    HANGOUTS: Dunes, Red Light, Clackamas Mall, Kellys Olympian, Tube
    RESTAURANTS: Montage, Denny's, Mcdonalds
    BOOK: None because they can't read
    QUOTE: What does this reverb pedal do????
    TV SHOW: American Idol, Desperate Housewives
    FOOD: Cocaine, Vicodin
    DRINK: Cocaine, Pabst


ii. HIP-HOP HEADS - Underground skinny whiteboys waiting for the next chill ass beat to drop
    LOOK: Crooked Trucker Hat, Old school Nike high tops, Baggy pants, Dark Rimmed Glasses, Baseball shirts
    MUSIC: DJ Tan't, Brokaw, Sleepyhead, A.E.D, Wilding, Omega Watts, Life Savas
    HANGOUTS: Holocene, Nightlight, Tiger Bar, Roseland
    RESTAURANTS: Delta
    BOOK: Turntable Lab 101
    QUOTE: yeah dawg that track was tight homey
    TV SHOW: 24, Lost
    FOOD: Burger and fries, fried chicken
    DRINK: Gin and Tonic, Miller High Life
ii. NORMSTERS - Actual Musicians and artists without the fashion getup

    MUSIC: Quiet Countries, Wilding, The Forth,
    HANGOUTS: Belmont Inn, Holocene, Berbatis Pan, Swickleys
     RESTAURANTS: Montage, Cup and Saucer
    BOOK: Blade Runner, Breakfast of Champions
    QUOTE: What the hell is that fucker wearing??
    TV SHOW: Seinfield, Heroes
    FOOD: BarbeQ Ribs, Mac n' Cheese
    DRINK: Whiskey & Coke, Budweiser